Emitting Phonetics*

• The man is predigest about something that doesn't effect the job.

• how about an army of foot solgers vs that fuckn sweet

• Can i have baby's from you? If you don't ill stock you at home

• Therefore everyone that witnessed and refused to help needs to be charged with murder and exfixiated.

• This mic has held up to the riggers of the broadcast industry for years and is in production rooms across the country.

* A casual Demolition Hammer "Hydrophobia" reference ("Emitting phonetics like a human dog...")

Take That, Stupid Glass House!

You're is a consenent for 'you are.' Your shows possesion. GET IT RIGHT, PEOPLE.

Overstated Brazillian Apology

I bought this paper as a try out and the results were excellent. I normally use Fine Art papers like Velvet Fine Art and Velvet Ultra Smooth papers for my photos and my preferred size is 13X19. That's because I like the feel and look of Velvet papers and I like big prints out. By using Epson profiles for the paper I got exactly the results I was looking for. Tonal range was great and the end result was that one couldn't almost be sure if it is a black & white film or a digital photo. B&H online service is very effective and fast and I'm very happy with the delivery system. I'm a brazilian living in Mexico so I apologies for my english.

(Only three minor mistakes, and one of them is within the apology itself! Sheesh! Why can't the truly stupid native speakers offer such apologies? - Ghielschutter)

Bad Brain Connection

have your grilfriends dad check the lag coming in the box to see that they are tright. because some tell they losen up and power be gone. it also could be at the meter to but if the power company was there they could trighten them up be cool wather lossen up and use loss power.

Interesting Misheard Phrases

• …you are the sucker for not taking it for grant it.

• Mine as well get a head start on the game…

Christian Sausage Talkers + Irony

• im a Christian but what the heck!? I went to this church once and they wanted this and they told us to not do a frontal hug, and they spoke in tongs..what the heck. Honestly, its so unneeded, this is ridicules. This is what makes Christians look so bad.

Skip The IMAX, Go Directly To Remedial English

We went to see this at the iMax Theatre and it was by far one of the greatest documentarys on ocean life we have seen...The symphany was georgous and well matched to the beautiful imagry in the film. The imagry had a great range and an even better message....Put all of this together and it makes for one of the best documentarys EVER! ... I thought a coulple of places in the film may have been a little intence for him...

(Georgous! I love that one. - Ghielschutter)

Vindication: Apology for No Good Reason

• yes you're completely right. This video shows that these girls are human and make mistakes like everybody else. But, in the high fashion industry, the girls have to appear perfect. I don't dream to be one of them because they have so much pressure and a very hard life that I don't envy. They are the real fashion victims... Excuse my horrible english, im french...

Call that horrible? A capital Y, capital I two commas and an apostrophe away from perfection? Sheesh! - Ghielschutter

Whoopsy

• Stunning image! Just brathtaking...

• wow what loosers!

• you are a damn fool for letting your Grey to open a can of beer! and there is toxic on mental! (parrot)

• ...people in rabbit costumes intermittently spouting non-sequadors in a bizarre sitcom...

(To be fair, that's a tricky word. I know I had to look it up when I wanted to use it -Ghieslschutter)

• Tiger loves adultry.

• My favorait food is bacon rapped bacon balls rapped in bacon!

This guy seems to be doing some intentional phonetics for some reason:

• Anyway, I thought it was strange that the women were left out of the desishions too...It wasn't like Cuesack or the rushen guy were going to fly the plane. Anyway, grate show.

• I origonaly only maid this acount to shear my giantess movies with the comunity.

• But I guess not everyone thinks like me. ;(,,,,, china wins. We loose.

• dude that is so dog i feel so sorry its not even funny u should be ashamed to laugh u say u love her well its not funny its sad but go girl u got strate bakk up luv ya cuz

• go have sex with urslef (a typo of misspelled slang!)

EPIC FAIL

larvatrong (13 hours ago)

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he is just making a good noice.... I respect him in th band,but alone is ju as boring as a 12 year old booy trying to learn how to play

BlackHawkNor (7 hours ago)

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Sigh, he's played drums for over twice the AGE of a 12 year old boy. Go somewhere else with your stupid comparisons.

larvatrong (2 hours ago)

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"he´s played drums" , g some somewhere else with your stupid gramar

A Case For Euthanasia

• HI THARE I LIKE THE TOY DALEK VID SHUD GON 930 MINETS BUT THATS JUST ME OOOH GOT GET ME ONE BY AKSEDENT MY MOM AND ME WHER IN A TOYS R US GETING A BITHDAY PRESENT WHEN I SAW THE DR WHO TOYS AND THE DALEK I THNK ITS THE BIG ONE I LIKE A TOY THAT FRETENS THE NABERS (thik of the them to pinky and brain ) I WAS SURPIS THAT BBC PUT OUT TOYS AT ALL IN THE USA BACK IN THE DAY YOU NEEDED TO GO TO A CON OR THE UK TO GET THEM . OME HARE IS BLACK I MUST FIND THAT ONE IT LOOK LIKE FUN I CAN GO ON TANKS WKJR

Witness The Dumbing Down

• We all know of TC Electronics contributions to audio and you know its a reputable name bread.

• My mum keeps on telling me to eat the stocks of the broccoli

• Did you hear about the deaf mute who had turrets disease? They keep flipping the bird while they sign.

• katz r phukin ugly =C

• lol cats can beet some dogs in battle :) CATS R SUPERIOR TO DOGS BABY ( some are )

• y wud u put it in a little jar

• be cerfoll with your  ideus

• i need those dalek's or I will die!!!!!

• this guies don´t like people and they are gay

• so do you recomend woodlen sienics

• Foolish+Noobish cuz sucks just get a life and find a good trick not a noobish trick with smells or something train and u will succes (i hope)

• the best video i ever cn

• good inheel! (inhale)

• you´re gourgeous!

• did he lace his hand in tht thign was it called erm i cnt remember we done it in science put stuff on are arms and set are hole arm on fire

• Very cool :). But its slow motion, it happened alot faser in actual reality, that actually almost folled me for a second. Still looks like it hurds though.

Plural Possessive Clearing House

One complaint! On the intermodel car's,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE ! Get rid of those stupid Rapido couplers! PLEASE ! I have a couple dozen of the single car's and one set of the 5 unit articulated one's and have had to change all of the wheel set's out.I also to GRIND all of the car's wheel well's out on my bench grinder to get them to roll.I have tight turns on my layout and I had severe problems with the wheel's rubbing the center rib behind the wheel's.I do love them being made of metal though!

Dump Truck

• don't try to chaze it.

• he is so cute...^ __ ^ i used to have bunny ...but died becoz of aging...sob...

• Don't waist your time watching this!

• I'll start by saying I usually find something redeaming in every movie.

• I can loose weight.

• she needs to be more suttle.. seems like she was rushing to get it over with.

• they usually have a small mini tub that u can plug in and fill in with water and stones to warm up the stones right b4 a massage.

• because its really tan??? idk and it looked soft when he pressed down with his fingers really lightly so idk im gonna go with a person

• lol a woman did it to me but i think ure 2 relaxed and ure body feels floppy

• OUTCH so loud

• You are the best Halle the people are jalous of you

Pearls Before Swine

69suckone

how come everyone wrightes like a paragraph?

MrXeroJoker

what does wrightes mean?

(Ghielschutter)

As you know, paragraphs were an ancient practice within written communication where different sets of ideas were separated with blank space. Thanks to modern technology we can completely abandon outdated techniques like paragraphs as well as sentences, capitalization, punctuation and spelling. Although difficult to read, this development coincides with the increase in people having so little worthwhile to say. However, paragraphs are currently enjoying a "retro" resurgence in popularity.

69suckone

thx now i just wasted 20 seconds of my life reading that

(Ghielschutter)

Well that's good, at least you can read, now you just have to work on the writing part. Of course your highly valuable time would probably better be spent throwing things at cars and prank calling suicide hotlines.

69suckone

ok this is youtue you dont need to wright right.. fuck head

(Ghielschutter)

So you have different standards of spelling based on specific websites? You spell it "writes" on all other sites, but YouTube is a special exception where it's spelled "wrightes"? Very interesting. But it isn't so much about spelling as it is your original comment which has nothing whatsoever to do with this video. I don't understand why you would make a public confession that somehow a 500 character or less comment is too much for you to handle. But it does makes more sense to me now.

69suckone

thats not even worth rading im done talken to u..im wasting my time with u

Asshole

• lol i no lazy but crazy watching her in house of wax was hilarious she cant act lol just a hoar :P yeah ive got rightoues kill upstairs sud i watch it is it good be cuz i avnt seen it yet

• lol shut the fuck up i dont try to speak properly when im txt writing dick plus when i wrote that comment it was 12.34am so FACK AFF

Keyboard Follies

• What a senshus culture.

• Only if she kisses you twice after you buyed the 2.

• me too so could brake there ne knecks

• lmfao this vid. if fucking helarious

• excellent markinting tactic

• this is due to our liscence fee

• Holly parody......... he´s even better than the original one! (Mistletoe gets spoofed, or is it a girl? -Ghielschutter)

From a commercial website. For shame! But heck, a silent gh? I can play devil's advocate, even though this writer is probably not fighting the Man for keeping him down, or in a dire situation for that matter. -Ghielschuter

• Art Boards™ Uncradled Art Panels are easy to level, simply slide the panel horizontally until it hangs strait.

• We can't be rushed as your order comes to its final cleaning and your patients is appreciated. (No, it's not a hospital! -Ghielschutter)

Sterio System?

• Since then, I have had two recalls, my sterio just stopped working, and at times I think the whole thing is just gonna fall apart like in the cartoons.

• NEW BOSS RC-50 RC50 LOOP STATION STERIO PEDAL

May I Suggest Grammar School?

• I SEGJUST READING THIS BEFORE YOU WHATCH THIS VIDEO!

• May I sedjust some subtle changes to that list.

Political Spelling Scandals

• The fact is, our world is sexist and prejudice.

• On the flip side though, people who support tax and are against the use of force are also hypocritcs.

• many people seem to be at the point where they think obama is a merical worker or can't do anything wrong.

• we can easily replace animal carcus's from our diets

• volentarianism

• look at the science... not the capitolism.

• I assume the DRO would assume that roll?

• I think it is reasonable to assume that MOST hardcore anti-abortionists are also religous extreamests, or at least have a good bit of religious influence in there lives.