Take That, Stupid Glass House!

You're is a consenent for 'you are.' Your shows possesion. GET IT RIGHT, PEOPLE.

Overstated Brazillian Apology

I bought this paper as a try out and the results were excellent. I normally use Fine Art papers like Velvet Fine Art and Velvet Ultra Smooth papers for my photos and my preferred size is 13X19. That's because I like the feel and look of Velvet papers and I like big prints out. By using Epson profiles for the paper I got exactly the results I was looking for. Tonal range was great and the end result was that one couldn't almost be sure if it is a black & white film or a digital photo. B&H online service is very effective and fast and I'm very happy with the delivery system. I'm a brazilian living in Mexico so I apologies for my english.

(Only three minor mistakes, and one of them is within the apology itself! Sheesh! Why can't the truly stupid native speakers offer such apologies? - Ghielschutter)

Bad Brain Connection

have your grilfriends dad check the lag coming in the box to see that they are tright. because some tell they losen up and power be gone. it also could be at the meter to but if the power company was there they could trighten them up be cool wather lossen up and use loss power.

Interesting Misheard Phrases

• …you are the sucker for not taking it for grant it.

• Mine as well get a head start on the game…

Christian Sausage Talkers + Irony

• im a Christian but what the heck!? I went to this church once and they wanted this and they told us to not do a frontal hug, and they spoke in tongs..what the heck. Honestly, its so unneeded, this is ridicules. This is what makes Christians look so bad.

Skip The IMAX, Go Directly To Remedial English

We went to see this at the iMax Theatre and it was by far one of the greatest documentarys on ocean life we have seen...The symphany was georgous and well matched to the beautiful imagry in the film. The imagry had a great range and an even better message....Put all of this together and it makes for one of the best documentarys EVER! ... I thought a coulple of places in the film may have been a little intence for him...

(Georgous! I love that one. - Ghielschutter)

Vindication: Apology for No Good Reason

• yes you're completely right. This video shows that these girls are human and make mistakes like everybody else. But, in the high fashion industry, the girls have to appear perfect. I don't dream to be one of them because they have so much pressure and a very hard life that I don't envy. They are the real fashion victims... Excuse my horrible english, im french...

Call that horrible? A capital Y, capital I two commas and an apostrophe away from perfection? Sheesh! - Ghielschutter

Whoopsy

• Stunning image! Just brathtaking...

• wow what loosers!

• you are a damn fool for letting your Grey to open a can of beer! and there is toxic on mental! (parrot)

• ...people in rabbit costumes intermittently spouting non-sequadors in a bizarre sitcom...

(To be fair, that's a tricky word. I know I had to look it up when I wanted to use it -Ghieslschutter)

• Tiger loves adultry.

• My favorait food is bacon rapped bacon balls rapped in bacon!

This guy seems to be doing some intentional phonetics for some reason:

• Anyway, I thought it was strange that the women were left out of the desishions too...It wasn't like Cuesack or the rushen guy were going to fly the plane. Anyway, grate show.

• I origonaly only maid this acount to shear my giantess movies with the comunity.

• But I guess not everyone thinks like me. ;(,,,,, china wins. We loose.

• dude that is so dog i feel so sorry its not even funny u should be ashamed to laugh u say u love her well its not funny its sad but go girl u got strate bakk up luv ya cuz

• go have sex with urslef (a typo of misspelled slang!)