Emitting Phonetics*

• The man is predigest about something that doesn't effect the job.

• how about an army of foot solgers vs that fuckn sweet

• Can i have baby's from you? If you don't ill stock you at home

• Therefore everyone that witnessed and refused to help needs to be charged with murder and exfixiated.

• This mic has held up to the riggers of the broadcast industry for years and is in production rooms across the country.

* A casual Demolition Hammer "Hydrophobia" reference ("Emitting phonetics like a human dog...")

Take That, Stupid Glass House!

You're is a consenent for 'you are.' Your shows possesion. GET IT RIGHT, PEOPLE.

Overstated Brazillian Apology

I bought this paper as a try out and the results were excellent. I normally use Fine Art papers like Velvet Fine Art and Velvet Ultra Smooth papers for my photos and my preferred size is 13X19. That's because I like the feel and look of Velvet papers and I like big prints out. By using Epson profiles for the paper I got exactly the results I was looking for. Tonal range was great and the end result was that one couldn't almost be sure if it is a black & white film or a digital photo. B&H online service is very effective and fast and I'm very happy with the delivery system. I'm a brazilian living in Mexico so I apologies for my english.

(Only three minor mistakes, and one of them is within the apology itself! Sheesh! Why can't the truly stupid native speakers offer such apologies? - Ghielschutter)

Bad Brain Connection

have your grilfriends dad check the lag coming in the box to see that they are tright. because some tell they losen up and power be gone. it also could be at the meter to but if the power company was there they could trighten them up be cool wather lossen up and use loss power.

Interesting Misheard Phrases

• …you are the sucker for not taking it for grant it.

• Mine as well get a head start on the game…

Christian Sausage Talkers + Irony

• im a Christian but what the heck!? I went to this church once and they wanted this and they told us to not do a frontal hug, and they spoke in tongs..what the heck. Honestly, its so unneeded, this is ridicules. This is what makes Christians look so bad.

Skip The IMAX, Go Directly To Remedial English

We went to see this at the iMax Theatre and it was by far one of the greatest documentarys on ocean life we have seen...The symphany was georgous and well matched to the beautiful imagry in the film. The imagry had a great range and an even better message....Put all of this together and it makes for one of the best documentarys EVER! ... I thought a coulple of places in the film may have been a little intence for him...

(Georgous! I love that one. - Ghielschutter)